Crapped On Twice!

Scene 1 - In Hospital, 3 am Diaper change of baby bear. 5 weeks of age

Baby bear: "eh!" (wriggle)

Mrs Bear: " Oh you poo-pooed, mummy change diapers~!" (Remove diapers)

Baby bear: "Bbburbbrr" (more shit)

Mrs Bear: "Help Daddy! Pass the wipes quickly!!" (Grabs wipes from Daddy, wipes shit)

Baby bear: "SSsssssssssSplat!!"

(Flying shit effects - Watery, mustard-yellow liquid, spurts out like water out of the fire hydrant hose. Splatters straight into mummy's t-shirt, white pants and all over the floor.)

Mrs Bear: "Aaaaaaaaaargh!!!" (stunned)

Baby bear: "groo ...ah ggre..." (All smiles)

Mr Bear: "Waaahahaahaahaahaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaa!!!" (catches breath) " hahahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahah!!!"

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Scene 2 - At home, Mrs Bear is chatting with Grandpa at the living room sofa, with Baby Bear sitting quietly on her lap. 3 months of age.

Baby bear: "...."

Mrs Bear: (yakking away)

(Special sound effects - Sound of thick boiling gravy)

SFX: "glub blub blub...."

Mrs Bear: (Glances down at Baby Bear)

(Special shit effects - A mass of mustard yellow, thick, seedy, paste oozes out of the diapers, on to Mrs Bear's shorts and on to the sofa)

Mrs Bear : "Aaaaaaaaargh!" (uses hands to salvage the mess)

Grandpa : " aahahahahahahhaahahahahah!!!"

Baby bear : "groo ...ah ggre..." (All smiles)

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